Classic Topher

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

deodrant:

you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked

straightgirl:

you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now

catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."

catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."

so if Nicki wasn’t talking about Eiffel what tower was she talking about

spookydeantops:

U HAD SEX

WITHOUT ME?????

cartel:

What if everything was just a bad dream and you wake up to a perfect life

elmntry:

im sick of the lies

vinebox:

When you aren’t the only child anymore

vinebox:

When you aren’t the only child anymore