hey mom can you help me roll this blunt
"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story
My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender
*doesn’t have internet access for a week*
It’s so rewarding to see teachers acting fake when the principal comes in the classroom
it’s the 8th month
I cracked the code
October is the 10th month though
It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus
we should totally just stab caesar
yes, that is britney spears, (who has sold more than 200 Million records, has six #1 albums, 2 diamond albums, has more than 400 awards, and is worth 200 million dollars) waiting in line to be served at starbucks wearing pyjamas
I cried the first time I saw this, first she throws a fucking table,
Then she catches the chair someone threw at her with one hand…ONE HAND.
She is the Supreme.