Classic Topher

officialfrenchtoast:

when you’re streaming something but your browser freezes halfway & you are forced to close & restart your browser

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beesmygod:

evitron:

google boob

fbi put your hands in the air

robotemperor:

smell the goddamn flower you piece of shit baby chicken

thekatediary:

you should NEVER BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT YOUR LAUGH like of all the things that you should not be embarrassed about that is maybe the biggest. that is your happy making sound. i hope it sounds like a crazy donkey. you are beautiful. 

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

fun prank idea: go to starbucks and tell the cashier your name is “Dad.” then when the barista starts calling “Dad??” “DAD?” “DAD” you can hide behind the crowd of people and watch as he begins to cry. why did his father leave him

deersatan:

"dinner’s ready!"

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